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Mrs. Lancaster- Will you be checking out today, Mr. Connors?
Phil- Chance of departure today: one hundred percent!
 

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In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move. -Douglas Adams
 

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Patamon: Shh, I hear someone coming.
DemiVeemon: Smells like Davis.
Davis: Are you saying I stink?
DemiVeemon: It is Davis!
 

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It's not what a movie is about, it's how it is about it.
-Roger Ebert
 

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The tools of conquest do not necessarily come with bombs, and explosions, and fallout. There are weapons that are simply thoughts, attitudes, prejudices, to be found only in the minds of men. For the record, prejudices can kill and suspicion can destroy; and a thoughtless, frightened search for a scapegoat has a fallout all of its own for the children, and the children yet unborn. And the pity of it is, that these things cannot be confined to the Twilight Zone.
-Rod Serling
 

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I like that. It isn't any less applicable today than it was several decades ago, but at least we're making what appears to be progress.
 

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At oh-eight-hundred hours, station time... the Romulan Empire formally declared war against the Dominion. They've already struck fifteen bases along the Cardassian border. So, this is a huge victory for the good guys! This may even be the turning point of the entire war! There's even a "Welcome to the Fight" party tonight in the wardroom!... So... I lied. I cheated. I bribed men to cover up the crimes of other men. I am an accessory to murder. But most damning of all... I think I can live with it... And if I had to do it all over again... I would. Garak was right about one thing – a guilty conscience is a small price to pay for the safety of the Alpha Quadrant. So I will learn to live with it...Because I can live with it...I can live with it. Computer – erase that entire personal log.
-Captain Benjamin Sisko
 

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Joker: Don't play psychoanalyst with me, boy!
Batman: Oh, I don't need a degree to figure you out. The real reason you kept coming back was you never got a laugh out of the old man.
Joker: I'm not hearing this...
Batman: Get a clue, clowny! He's got no sense of humor! He wouldn't know a good joke if it bit him in the cape... not that you ever had a good joke.
Joker: Shut up... Shut up!!
Batman: I mean, joy buzzers, squirting flowers - lame! Where's the "A" material? Make a face, drop your pants, something!
Joker: Show yourself!
Batman: You make me laugh. But only 'cause I think you're kinda pathetic. [mimics the Joker's laugh]
Joker: Stop that!
Batman: So you fell in a tank of acid, got your skin bleached and decided to become a supervillain. What? You couldn't get a job as a rodeo clown? [laughs mockingly]
 

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Btw, where is this from? It appears out of character.
 

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Jeremy: [on seeing a polar bear with its cubs] Oh, it's got babies.[turns to the camera] Sweeeeeeeeeet!
Jeremy [voiceover]: Not being Attenborough, I couldn't think of anything else to say.
 

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I AM GROOT!
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The Eleventh Doctor: Hello, hello, Gallifrey High Command, this is the Doctor speaking.
The Tenth Doctor: Hello! Also the Doctor, can you hear me?
The War Doctor: Also the Doctor. Standing ready.
Time Lord General: Dear God, three of them. All my worst nightmares at once.
 

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Reporter: Robo, excuse me, Robo! Any special message for all the kids watching at home?
RoboCop: Stay out of trouble.
 

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Egon Spengler: There's something very important I forgot to tell you.
Peter Venkman: What?
Spengler: Don't cross the streams.
Venkman: Why?
Spengler: It would be bad.
Venkman: I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean, "bad"?
Spengler: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
Ray Stantz: Total protonic reversal.
Venkman: Right. That's bad. Okay. All right. Important safety tip. Thanks, Egon.
 

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Captain Sisko: Who's watching Tolar?
Garak: I've locked him in his quarters. I've also left him with the distinct impression that if he attempts to force the door open, it may explode.
Captain Sisko: I hope that's just an impression.
Garak: It's best not to dwell on such minutiae.
 

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Dogbert: I have discovered a heretofore undiagnosed condition.
Dilbert: There is no such thing as Chronic Cubicle Syndrome.
Dogbert: Initially victims exhibit denial.
Dilbert: But you have no proof.
Dogbert: Oh, I have something much better than proof. Anecdotal evidence!
Dogbert: Who do you think would be dumb enough to believe anecdotal evidence?
Dogbert: I've narrowed my target market to... PEOPLE!
 

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The cosmos is all that is, or ever was, or ever will be.
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